Rusty & Penny

I met Penny at a party one night. I was with my girlfriend at the time, and someone came in the kitchen and said I should go out to the patio, because this girl named Penny was telling dirty jokes! Well, I went, the girlfriend came later, and decided she liked Penny and wanted to be friends with her. Penny gave the girlfriend her number, which I intercepted saying I'd hold on to it for her, and that was that.

Well, a week or so later, the girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I didn't want to commit. HA! So I called up Penny, we met at a happy hour shortly after that and fell into frantic love.