Stupid News Articles

Lawsuit planned in Columbine attack
- Relatives of slain student may seek $250 million in damages.
COME ON! A lawsuit because someone is a bad parent? I see a WHOLE new area of law being practiced!
Hello, my name is Ambulance Chaser, and I will file lawsuit against the family of that bully at your kids school, for 60%!!


Drug battle suffers setback in Austin
- Let's see, a law to hold drug dealers responsible for the deaths of users didn't pass in the Texas state capital. The parents of the DEAD Plano Texas teens who OD'ed on Heroin wanted this to pass to get someone to take responsibility for their bad parenting.
This is different than the above story because here you have the parents not wanting to take responsibility for Johnie/Janie having a drug problem. The fact they sat and watched PAINT DRY for days is NO CLUE they may be drugged out LOSERS??? Get real...


Is Your Computer Possesed by a Demon?
- Ok, it IS the Weekly WOrld News, but still! All I wanna know is what disk formatting program can proclaim that THEY can FORMAT Satan off your hard drive? Talk about a great endorsement!


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