Campaign '96 Taglines

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Data/Gore in '96: Two Androids Are Better Than One. 

Q/Quayle in '96: Spell "Potatoe"? We Can _Create_ "Potatos" 

Kira/Worf in '96: Time For A Less Subtle Approach. 

Dax/Odo in '96: Leadership That Adapts. 

Quark/Morn in '96: Could They Possibly Do Any Worse? 

Paris/Neelix in '96: Could We Possibly Do Any Worse? 

Spock/Tuvok in '96: The Logical Choice. 

Picard/Sisko in '96: The Reasonable Choice. 

Clinton/Riker in '96: Party On! 

Wesley/Paris in '96: Why Balance The Budget When We Can Cover It Up? 

Nixon/Gowron in '96: The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Enemy Too! 

Salinas/Quark in '96: They'll Steal You Blind... But You Already Know
That. 

Bush/Sisko in '96: The Prudent Choice. 

Bashir/Kim in '96: Naive Is Where You Find It. 

Asimov/Roddenberry in '96: Nothing Succeeds Like Success. 

Paris/Kirk in '96: We Don't Stand A Chance And We Know It. 

Perot/Quark in '96: An Honest Ferengi. Who Would Have Thought It Possible? 

La Forge/O'Brien in '96: We Make Things Work. 

Clinton/Troi in '96: We _Feel_ Your Pain. 

Dole/Q in '96: Humans Are So Pathetic 

Torres/Kim in '96: Junior Officers Try Harder 

McCoy/Crusher in '96: As Easy As Neurochemobiogenodicotectomy. 

Dax in '96: Prez, VP and Cabinet All In One Neat Package. 

Scotty/La Forge in '96: Master Technobabblists. 

Scotty/La Forge in '96: The Ship Of State Needs A Tune-up 

Wesley/Gingrich in '96: We Are So Annoying 

Odo/Garak in '96: Keep 'em Guessing. 

Droopy/Locutus in '96: You Know What? You Will Be Assimilated 

Locutus/Hugh in '96: A House Divided Cannot Stand A Raise In Taxes 

Janeway/Kirk in '96: Brains and Brawn (in that order) 

Chakotay/Kirk in '96: Leadership By Testosterone 

Kes/Troi in '96: Leadership By Estrogen 

Neelix/Paris in '96: Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows 

Kennedy/Paris in '96: Politicians Look For Bedfellows 

Janeway/Janeway in '96: The VP Pops Into Phase Only When She's Needed! 

Buchanan/Seska in '96: It's High Time For The Dems To Win All 50 States
(And
The Delta Quadrant) 

Kira/Ivannova in '96: Time For A Much Less Subtle Approach 

Brain/Pinky in '96: It's About Time 

Brain/Pinky in '96: Give Us A Break, Please! 


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