How Do You Stop A Lawyer From Drowning

Bonus Joke #1:
There was an accident where a skunk and an attorney were killed within 100 yards of each other. Upon investigation by the authorities the highway patrol measured the skid marks leading up to where the skunk was killed. They were puzzled by the lack of skid marks in front of the attorney.

Bonus Joke #2:
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered.
I think librarians are the easiest said the second surgeon. When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered. The third surgeon said, I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded. The fourth one said, I like to operate on lawyers. They are gutless, and their head and behind are interchangeable.

Bonus Joke #3:
Q. What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Quote of the Day:
When the only tool you own is a hammer,
every problem begins to resemble a nail.