Things never heard on Babylon 5

This was sent to me via some spam. I know not where it comes from... Any ideas?

"Allow me to explain," Kosh 

"I would never dream of doubting your word," Garibaldi 

"F**ck off!" Lennier

"Sorry, my mistake," Cmdr. Ivanova

"Conceited? Me? Why, I'm the humblest Minbari who's ever lived. And I'm
dammned proud of it!" Delenn 

"I'm not saying what I thought I was thinking you thought I said I thought
you
said I was thinking when I said it," Capt. Sheridan 

"No," Kosh 

"... Because _I_ say so!" Vir 

"He's dead, Jim!" Dr. Franklin 

"Don't you get metaphysical with me," G'kar 

"G'kar, you worthless scum!" Londo 

Sign at the Vorlon Tourist Office: "We have never been here."

Wife

Home